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Your Questions, Humorously Answered
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and the occasional IOU (just kidding, no IOUs).
Can I change my order after placing it?
Once you’ve hit the ‘Buy Now’ button, it’s like sending a text to your ex—no take-backs! But contact us, and we’ll see what we can do.
How do I track my order?
After checkout, you’ll receive a tracking number faster than you can say ‘Where’s my stuff?’
What is your return policy?
If you’re not 100% satisfied, return it within 14 days for a refund. No questions asked, except maybe ‘Why?’ But please, email us first before sending anything back.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide! If you live on Mars, though, we might have to charge extra.